Ok, so B is right (I hate it when that happens!)
He is right about the fact that I suffer from "butt-in-chair" syndrome.
Have you heard of it? It's a condition that I hope you can avoid!
Here's what happens:
- You turn on the computer...
- You get a coke and a bag of puffy cheetos (or whatever snack you choose)...
- You sit in front of the computer...
- You check your email (looking for comment notification)...
- You check your blog (yep, it looks the same)...
- You check your blog roll and start visiting...
- And visiting...
- And visiting...
- And visiting...
- And eating the puffy cheetos (it was a relatively new bag)...
- Keep visiting (one place leads to another, to another, to another)...
- Look at the clock...
- Realize that once again, time has passed quickly...
- Check the puffy cheeto bag and wonder "did I REALLY eat all those!"
- Type up a lame-brain post so at least there is something new on the blog...
- Try to move beyond this recent attack of "butt-in-chair" and actually get something done around the house (which will be the gathering spot for family in just a couple of days to celebrate B's graduation!).
- Realize that this syndrome (which could be contagious, but I'm no doctor) could strike again the next time you sit at the computer!
So, if anyone knows a good way to cure "butt-in-chair," do tell! I need a remedy!
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Sorry no help at all!
I blame it on "SEOGP." There's no cure for that...
Chris says the cure is Foot-in-butt, apply liberally 3-4x daily as needed. Of course, being recovering BIC-aholics, we really can't comment. "Hi, my name is Lisa, and I'm a BIC-aholic". Don't you judge me.
Here's a new twist...
- Get out your ghetto lap top
- Steal your friend's wireless thingy so you can access the internet from anywhere in your house
- Plug the lap top somewhere in the living room
- Watch your favorite TV show and on commercials, play on the computer
Works wonders. Then you'll know you have real problems...
I have always known I have had these symptoms but now that you have put a name to my syndrome I feel I can get some real help. I guess I will have to follow Lisa's lead and say, "Hi, my name is Rachel, and I'm a BIC-aholic"
I have it, several times a day and there's no cure. Unless you toss your computer out the window!!! Seriously, it's a problem. I wish I could help! But, look on the bright side: funny post and you are getting lots of comments! a
Unfortunately, this seems to happen to me a bit too often!
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